Oh, bummer!

The bum market may be bigger than you can imagine. the entire world’s research are devoted to bums. for those who have difficulty picturing it may find light in food research. Food research have largely contributed to the bum culture. We have burgers and potato chips for the bums who wanna have big bums, instant noodles and canned food for the bums, and health supplements for bums who detest being a bum. We cannot escape our bum destiny.

Inheritance has placed paramount pressure on us to escape it. In more ways than one, i firmly assert that money is the key and passport to bumness. And if i may warn, that bumness is contagious. Your money will always be your money, and your fathers money will soon be your money. The more money your father has, the less likely you will work harder but increases the possibility you will spend more. Obviously, bumming does not discriminate between gender.

Your father has a son called You. You has a rich father. This entices You to pursue the better things in life. What better way to pursue it with girls and trying to have a sniff at nice round asses. And thus, based on the desires of You, courtship expenses may vary.

A girl named U on the other side, who also happens to be that daughter of an up and coming exec who profits from bum research, would be no different than You. To be noticed, and desired by You, U will have to be absolutely desirable. And thus, based on the taste of You, cosmetics, slimming programs, low fat food, lovely hairdos, pimple removers, bras, panties, nail polish, contact lenses, shoes, handbags and tonnes of magazines which gathers together the best of all the former’s expenses may vary.

Pursuing the finer things in life is never far from being a bum, if it doesn’t makes You and U even bummer. The thrifty makes the have-not bums look bad. They masquerade the authenticity of their actions by claiming ‘my parents bought me the rights to be a bum’. Nevertheless, the arrival of new bum equipment have brigde the gap between have-not bums and the thrifty bum. Television, internet and certain print medias play a pivotal role in informing the bums of the world to what the latest bum developments are. This has help increase the demographic possibilities and niches of the bum market. There’s now the wannabe bum, the i-want-knowledge-at-my-fingertips bum, the playstation bum, the scholarly bum who discusses ways he can save the world by sitting with other bums over coffee, the telebums, or you may encounter the i’m-too-lazy-for-courtship bum, who sneaks to watch porn after everyone is asleep.

As you grow weary reading, it is now possible to understand that the extent of the bum market and that the influence in the future is inevitable. The economics of bum is never-ending, decreasing the impossibility of achieving everything by doing nothing.